Duz Pour Spelling Make U Look Stoopid?
(Special Guest Blogger Eileen, proofreader to Debra at Marketri, LLC)
Okay, so perhaps a professional proofreader may take the whole spelling and grammar thing too far. We're a sick breed - we find errors in menus, in church bulletins, on the time and temperature boards outside of banks. If you write me a love note, I will proofread it. And if my name is misspelled (and "Eileen" is all sorts of tricky), you are out on the pavement. Not that I have a giant pile of love notes representing the hundreds I have dumped because they can't spell...
Now, if you don't have your own name spelled correctly, I think even non-proofreaders may sense a problem. Or if it's spelled two different ways in a document. Or if the wrong word is used in your job title (e.g., "Principle" instead of the correct "Principal"). Let's surmise further that the document with the errors is intended to obtain hundreds of thousands of dollars of business from a prospect, and is in competition with many other respondents. Even more crucial, let's say that the company's primary function is to find errors - professionally.
This actually happened, in a document that I recently proofread. Of course, that's why we have proofreaders, but in this world of waiting until the last minute, and deadlines, and multiple hands in the writing cookie jar, everyone needs to be more careful. I'm one of the best spellers around, and I use the dictionary (hardback and online) constantly! Folks who make the majority of errors don't bother to check, and aren't interested in learning the right way.
The spelling and grammar checks that appear in most standard software packages are helpful in finding some errors and offering suggestions, but little more. And more harm is done than good; if a word exists in the spelling "dictionary" in the program, it will not show up as a possibly incorrect word. Why do you think you see so many office memos announcing promotions to "Mangers"? Unless their office is "away in a manger," I don't think that is the word that was intended. I see "from" and "form" used interchangeably; a little dyslexia never killed anyone, but it has caused many typos.
Of course, if everyone spelled beautifully, I would have to find another career. But I can't be there to help you write the love note, so you better get it right the first time. Use a dictionary, take your time, have someone else read it (unless it's really private!). Would you pay $30,000 for a car from a dealership that had "Biuck" or "Frod" in the name? You never know, a picky proofreader could be the potential customer, and I already told you what I would do...